Criminality: So good... it's criminal!
So good... it's criminal!
[Reviews - 2] Printer
Summary: When a fellow LEP officer gets hurt, Holly has to take over his undercover mission to investigate a crime ring operating from aboveground. The only problem is that Holly's undercover persona is a male. And then female ringleader whom Holly is investigating suddenly seems a little too friendly. And then of course Artemis Fowl shows up, and it all goes downhill from there...
Rated: K+
Categories: Orion Awards > Best/Most Memorable Line, Criminality Archive, Criminality Challenges > Silver Acorn Winners, Orion Awards > Shortlisters, Orion Awards > 2001-2005 Fics, Orion Awards > PC Best/Most Memorable Line, Orion Awards > Best Humour Fic Characters: Artemis Fowl Junior, Domovoi Butler, Foaly, Holly Short, Julius Root, Original Character, Other
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humour
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: Challenge #18 - Cross-Dressing
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 7652 Read: 1986
Published: August 20, 2007 Updated: August 23, 2007
Story Notes:
Silver Acorn
A Silver Acorn Winner of the March-April 2005 Challenge.
A character is featured cross-dressing, and Saint Patrick's Day is used somewhere in the fic.

Shortlisted for THREE 2001-2005 Orion Awards: People's Choice Best/Most Memorable Line ("Look, Artemis, I was just hit on by an old classmate of mine, who just happens to be female. I can still remember every move she made. Therefore, I have not yet had enough to drink."), Best Humour Fic, Best/Most Memorable Line ("Look, Artemis, I was just hit on by an old classmate of mine, who just happens to be female. I can still remember every move she made. Therefore, I have not yet had enough to drink.").

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Warnings: girl/girl flirtation, drinking (because it wouldn't be St. Patrick's Day without Guinness)