Criminality: So good... it's criminal!
So good... it's criminal!
 
 
Stories
Summary: Artemis is visited one day by a not so vengeful Spiro, and is left with a lot to think about.
Categories: Orion Awards > Best Humour Fic, Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > Shortlisters, Orion Awards > 2006 Fics, Orion Awards > PC Best Humour Characters: Artemis Fowl Junior, Jon Spiro
Genre: Humour, Plot? What Plot? (PWP)
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1342
[Report This] Published: August 14, 2007 Updated: August 22, 2007


[Report This] Published: August 15, 2007 Updated: August 25, 2007


Summary: It's hard to believe that Artemis was ever normal, ever good. And now you know why...
Categories: Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > Shortlisters, Criminality Challenges > Silver Acorn Winners, Orion Awards > 2001-2005 Fics, Orion Awards > Best Angst Fic, Orion Awards > Best Speculative Fiction, Orion Awards > Best Concept/Idea Characters: Artemis Fowl Junior, Foaly, Julius Root, Other
Genre: Angst, Drama, Mystery
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: Challenge #01 - Manicured Immigrants?
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3389
[Report This] Published: August 16, 2007 Updated: August 22, 2007


Summary: 26 year old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of…
Categories: Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > Shortlisters, Orion Awards > Best Overall Fic, Orion Awards > PC Best Overall Fic, Orion Awards > PC Best/Most Memorable Line, Orion Awards > Best Completed Chaptered Fic, Orion Awards > Best Action/Adventure Fic, Orion Awards > Best/Most Memorable Line Characters: Artemis Fowl Junior, Carla Frazetti, Domovoi Butler, Foaly, Grub Kelp, Holly Short, Juliet Butler, Julius Root, Mulch Diggums, Opal Koboi, Original Character, Other, Trouble Kelp, Vinyáya
Genre: Drama, Fantasy
Type of Fic: Chaptered
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Completed: Yes Word count: 129528
[Report This] Published: August 14, 2007 Updated: August 31, 2007


Summary: Artemis is going through an emotional crisis and has built invisible walls between himself and Holly that not even the fairy's eternal love can break down. Only something radical can help - or force - Artemis to sort out his priorities, but will he be able to handle it or will he let himself be defeated by despair?
Sequel to Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident.
Categories: Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > Shortlisters, Orion Awards > 2006 Fics, Orion Awards > 2001-2005 Fics, Orion Awards > Best Overall Fic, Orion Awards > PC Best Overall Fic, Orion Awards > PC Best Action/Adventure Fic, Orion Awards > Best Work In Progress Chaptered Fic, Orion Awards > Best Completed Chaptered Fic, Orion Awards > Best Action/Adventure Fic, Orion Awards > Best Concept/Idea, Orion Awards > Best Original Character Characters: Angeline Fowl, Artemis Fowl Junior, Artemis Fowl Senior, Carla Frazetti, Domovoi Butler, Foaly, Holly Short, Juliet Butler, Julius Root, Mulch Diggums, Opal Koboi, Original Character, Other, Vinyáya
Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Romance
Type of Fic: Chaptered
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Completed: Yes Word count: 151101
[Report This] Published: August 13, 2007 Updated: August 31, 2007


Summary: Ever wondered about the Harry-Potter centaurs and the Underground ones, and how the relate? Ever think it was weird that the Underground Centaurs had no magic, despite supposedly being fairies? What would happen if Foaly met Firenze? Non-corny, not humor.
Categories: Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > 2001-2005 Fics, Orion Awards > Best Crossover Characters: Foaly, Other
Genre: Crossover
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1607
[Report This] Published: August 15, 2007 Updated: August 22, 2007


Summary: Crossover with Elisabeth, by Michael Kunze. On a routine mission with Holly and Mulch's detective agency tragedy strikes and Death comes to take what is his...
Categories: Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Criminality Challenges > Gold Acorn Winners, Orion Awards > Shortlisters, Orion Awards > 2006 Fics, Orion Awards > Best Overall Fic, Orion Awards > Best Short Fic, Orion Awards > Best Crossover, Orion Awards > Best Overall Characterisation Characters: Artemis Fowl Junior, Domovoi Butler, Holly Short, Mulch Diggums, Other
Genre: Crossover, Dark, Drama
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: Challenge #29 - Crossing Over
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3029
[Report This] Published: August 16, 2007 Updated: August 22, 2007


Dreamwalking by Blue Yeti Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: I would tell you of my dreams, if only I knew whether you ask for my nightmares or my wishes.
Categories: 12LH, Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > Shortlisters, Orion Awards > 2006 Fics, Orion Awards > Best Short Fic, Orion Awards > Best Alternate Universe Fic, Orion Awards > Best Slash Romance Fic, Orion Awards > Best Concept/Idea Characters: Angeline Fowl, Artemis Fowl Junior, Artemis Fowl Senior, Briar Cudgeon, Domovoi Butler, Foaly, Holly Short, Juliet Butler, Julius Root, Trouble Kelp
Genre: Alternate Universe (AU), Romance
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: 12LH: 05 - Femslash Fic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4956
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2007 Updated: August 25, 2007


Summary: Artemis is now 21, and his life's events have taken their toll. Morality is something he discarded long ago.
Categories: 12LH, Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > Shortlisters, Criminality Challenges > Silver Acorn Winners, Orion Awards > 2006 Fics, Orion Awards > Best Overall Fic, Orion Awards > PC Best Drama/Angst, Orion Awards > Best Short Fic, Orion Awards > Best Drama Fic Characters: Angeline Fowl, Artemis Fowl Junior, Artemis Fowl Senior, Domovoi Butler, Foaly, Holly Short, Juliet Butler
Genre: Angst, Drama
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: 12LH: 24 - A Fishlist Fic, Challenge #28 - Morality in Motion
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3927
[Report This] Published: August 13, 2007 Updated: August 25, 2007


Genesis by Blue Yeti Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Foaly's really very special. He's got a lot of history -- he made history, just by existing. And he was the first, he was the start of a 'revolution'. Genesis.
Categories: Orion Awards > Best/Most Memorable Line, Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > 2001-2005 Fics, Orion Awards > Best Angst Fic Characters: Foaly, Original Character
Genre: Angst, Science Fiction
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3431
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2007 Updated: August 22, 2007


Summary: Someone has stolen a magical object of devastating power. It is designed to be used by a human, against fairies. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it?
Categories: Criminality Archive, 12LH, Orion Awards > Winners, Criminality Challenges > Gold Acorn Winners, Orion Awards > 2001-2005 Fics, Orion Awards > Best Overall Fic, Orion Awards > PC Best Overall Fic, Orion Awards > Best Completed Chaptered Fic, Orion Awards > Best Action/Adventure Fic, Orion Awards > Best Overall Characterisation Characters: Angeline Fowl, Ark Sool, Artemis Fowl Junior, Artemis Fowl Senior, Domovoi Butler, Foaly, Grub Kelp, Holly Short, Mulch Diggums, Original Character, Trouble Kelp
Genre: Action/Adventure
Type of Fic: Chaptered
Challenges: 12LH: 13 - Artemis and Timmy's Father-Son Relationship, Challenge #21 - Mythological Menagerie
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes Word count: 31936
[Report This] Published: August 12, 2007 Updated: August 25, 2007


Summary: Post-TEC, Artemis-centric. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Throw in a sinister, life-changing experience and several soggy birds, and you have this fic.
Categories: 12LH, Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Criminality Challenges > Gold Acorn Winners, Orion Awards > Shortlisters, Orion Awards > 2001-2005 Fics, Orion Awards > PC Best/Most Memorable Line, Orion Awards > Best Humour Fic, Orion Awards > Best/Most Memorable Line, Orion Awards > Best Overall Characterisation Characters: Angeline Fowl, Artemis Fowl Junior, Artemis Fowl Senior, Domovoi Butler, Holly Short, Juliet Butler
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humour
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: 12LH: 09 - An In-Character Artemis-Centric Humour Fic, Challenge #06 - Idiot Savant
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 8083
[Report This] Published: August 14, 2007 Updated: August 25, 2007


If by Black Knight Rated: K+ [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A collection of drabbles, interspaced between the poem 'If' by Rudyard Kipling... Involves checkmates, Foaly getting abused,
Categories: Orion Awards > Best Songfic, Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > 2001-2005 Fics Characters: Artemis Fowl Junior, Domovoi Butler, Foaly, Holly Short, Julius Root, Other
Genre: Angst, General
Type of Fic: Drabble, Oneshot, Songfic
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3279
[Report This] Published: August 15, 2007 Updated: August 23, 2007


Incubi by Jude Rated: T starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: With the night comes the horror of Dreams. Without speech, you're alone.
Categories: Orion Awards > Best Miscellaneous Genre Fic, Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > 2001-2005 Fics Characters: Artemis Fowl Junior, Domovoi Butler, Foaly, Holly Short, Juliet Butler, Julius Root, Original Character, Other
Genre: Angst, Dark
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6410
[Report This] Published: August 16, 2007 Updated: August 23, 2007


Inertia by Jude Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Objects in motion stay in motion unless acted upon by other forces.
Categories: Orion Awards > Best Alternate Universe Fic, Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > 2001-2005 Fics Characters: Artemis Fowl Junior, Domovoi Butler, Foaly, Grub Kelp, Holly Short, Juliet Butler, Other, Trouble Kelp
Genre: Alternate Universe (AU), Dark
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5451
[Report This] Published: August 16, 2007 Updated: August 23, 2007


Summary: A monologue from Artemis' POV. He's rather troubled, considering how Dana MacCaugry cornered him in the changing room and kissed him, then walked away without explanation.
Categories: Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > Shortlisters, Orion Awards > 2001-2005 Fics, Orion Awards > PC Best Relationship Fic, Orion Awards > Best Short Fic, Orion Awards > Best Slash Romance Fic Characters: Artemis Fowl Junior, Original Character
Genre: Drama, General, Romance
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3332
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2007 Updated: August 23, 2007


Summary: You'd never expected that love would feel like this, would be... like this.
Categories: Orion Awards > Best Overall Characterisation, Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > Shortlisters, Orion Awards > 2006 Fics, Orion Awards > Best Overall Fic, Orion Awards > PC Best Relationship Fic, Orion Awards > Best Drabble, Orion Awards > Best Het Romance Fic Characters: Artemis Fowl Junior, Other
Genre: General, Romance
Type of Fic: Ficlet
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 502
[Report This] Published: August 12, 2007 Updated: August 23, 2007


Summary: Love is one thing. Lust is another. And they were never in love.
Categories: Orion Awards > Best Het Romance Fic, Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > Shortlisters, Orion Awards > 2001-2005 Fics, Orion Awards > PC Best Relationship Fic Characters: Briar Cudgeon, Opal Koboi
Genre: Angst, Dark
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1062
[Report This] Published: August 13, 2007 Updated: August 23, 2007


Summary: How does a criminal genius cope with doing time in a fairy jail?
Categories: Criminality Archive, 12LH, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > Shortlisters, Orion Awards > 2006 Fics, Orion Awards > Best Overall Fic, Orion Awards > PC Best Drama/Angst, Orion Awards > PC Best Relationship Fic, Orion Awards > Best Short Fic, Orion Awards > Best Angst Fic, Orion Awards > Best Slash Romance Fic, Orion Awards > Best Concept/Idea Characters: None
Genre: Angst, Drama
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: 12LH: 24 - A Fishlist Fic, 12LH: 08 - Descent-Into-Insanity Fic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3654
[Report This] Published: August 12, 2007 Updated: August 25, 2007


Summary: Foaly finally wrestles two weeks leave from Root, and settles back to watch Artemis's memories up till the moment of the mindwipe.
Categories: Orion Awards > Best Concept/Idea, Criminality Archive, Criminality Challenges > Gold Acorn Winners, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > Shortlisters, Orion Awards > 2001-2005 Fics, Orion Awards > Best Drama Fic Characters: Angeline Fowl, Artemis Fowl Junior, Artemis Fowl Senior, Domovoi Butler, Foaly, Holly Short, Jon Spiro, Juliet Butler, Julius Root, Mulch Diggums
Genre: Drama, General
Type of Fic: Oneshot
Challenges: Challenge #07 - Memories on File
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 16179
[Report This] Published: August 16, 2007 Updated: August 23, 2007


Wintergreen by Kaith Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Welcome to the Clichés Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers.
Categories: Orion Awards > Best Parody Fic, Criminality Archive, Orion Awards > Winners, Orion Awards > 2001-2005 Fics Characters: Artemis Fowl Junior, Briar Cudgeon, Domovoi Butler, Foaly, Holly Short, Jon Spiro, Juliet Butler, Julius Root, Opal Koboi, Original Character, Other
Genre: Humour, Parody
Type of Fic: Chaptered, Oneshot
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 12908
[Report This] Published: August 16, 2007 Updated: August 23, 2007